PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And